Holy Crap, You're Old | Infused with The Tears of Your Youth & Wisdom

Need that perfect gift that gives special birthday wishes with a sprinkle of sarcasm and a whole lot of love? We got you! Our Campgrounds scented candle is a a captivating fragrance with top notes of orange, sage, and smoke, that blend into rich clove, amber, and sandalwood, and finish with oakmoss and tonka for a sensual, earthy aroma. Perfect to celebrate another trip around the sun.

All candles are wicked, scented, and hand-poured in small batches in Columbus, Ohio.

Size

12 oz (340g)
60+ hr. Burn Time | Best suited for large to medium rooms

Ingredients 

Premium Soy Wax Blend, phthalate-free fragrance, cotton wicks, reusable white matte jar.

Candle Care

As with all candles, care must be taken to ensure you have a safe and enjoyable experience. We always recommend that you abide by the federal warnings/burning instructions that are listed on the sticker that is attached to each and every one of our candles. Remember to always trim wicks to 1/4 inch before lighting. The first time you light your candle, let it burn for 3-4 hours to allow the melted wax to reach the edge of the container to prevent your candle from tunneling.

View our Candle With Care Guide for additional safe use instructions.

Shipping

Carrier-Calculated Shipping via UPS, or enjoy free shipping on orders over $75.00. Contactless pick up for our local Columbus, Ohio customers is available most Saturdays. Please contact us to make pickup arrangements.

We strive to process our orders within 2-3 business days. If there is a significant delay, it will be posted on our Shipping Policy page.

Simply Vela Candle Co. follows USPS holidays.

Shipping during the summer months: Due to the sensitivity of soy wax to heat, orders will only be shipped on Mondays and Tuesdays during the summer to ensure your candles arrive in great condition.